Mickey Mouse is watching you: Disneyland deploys facial recognition
2026-04-29 · AI (artificial intelligence) | The Guardian
The Happiest Place on Earth now scans your face at the gate because nothing says 'magical childhood memories' like a biometric database of every kid who walks through the turnstile. Disney claims it's to 'prevent fraud and streamline re-entry' — corporate speak for 'we want your faceprint too.' Welcome to the future where even Mickey Mouse is running surveillance.